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thedailywhat:

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Inside every modern, independent, working woman is an adorable little girl named Lua McDowell.

[vvv.]

Oh, yeah? Well I’m gonna sue you!

(Source: thedailywhat)

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, SHUT UP. WE’RE NEVER GETTING OUR SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK ANYWAY. 
OR DID YOU FORGET THE GIANT BURN HOLE IN THE HALL CARPET FROM YOUR LITTLE ‘HASH ACCIDENT’ IN DECEMBER? WE’VE ALSO WHEAT PASTED EVERY PAGE FROM CATCHER IN THE RYE TO THE LIVING ROOM WALLS. WE’RE ART STUDENTS, AND I REFUSE TO LIVE IN AN APARTMENT THAT LOOKS LIKE A SUITE AT THE COURTYARD MARRIOTT. 
NOW PLEASE STAND IN THE DOORWAY AND TELL ME IF MY COMPOSITION IS BALANCED.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, SHUT UP. WE’RE NEVER GETTING OUR SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK ANYWAY. 

OR DID YOU FORGET THE GIANT BURN HOLE IN THE HALL CARPET FROM YOUR LITTLE ‘HASH ACCIDENT’ IN DECEMBER? WE’VE ALSO WHEAT PASTED EVERY PAGE FROM CATCHER IN THE RYE TO THE LIVING ROOM WALLS. WE’RE ART STUDENTS, AND I REFUSE TO LIVE IN AN APARTMENT THAT LOOKS LIKE A SUITE AT THE COURTYARD MARRIOTT. 

NOW PLEASE STAND IN THE DOORWAY AND TELL ME IF MY COMPOSITION IS BALANCED.

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Fish posion got me.

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"The power of reason is no match for Defense Technology’s superior  repression power. When I reach for my can of Defense Technology 56895  MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray, I know that even  the mighty First Amendment doesn’t stand a chance against its many  scovil units of civil rights suppression."
I love customer reviews on Amazon.

"The power of reason is no match for Defense Technology’s superior repression power. When I reach for my can of Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray, I know that even the mighty First Amendment doesn’t stand a chance against its many scovil units of civil rights suppression."

I love customer reviews on Amazon.

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whitewhine:

“I am going to fill your car’s grill with camambert…” The Whitest threat ever!

 Must have run out of Grey Poupon.

whitewhine:

“I am going to fill your car’s grill with camambert…” The Whitest threat ever!

 Must have run out of Grey Poupon.

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2headedsnake:

pink-porcupine.deviantart.com
pink-porcupine
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nevver:

The street Tom Waits grew up on
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Best 'Hark A Vagrant' yet!
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nevver:

The New Yorker
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Literature!

Literature!