"Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. It’s totally ironic and satirical how you regurgitated those ancient and threadbare stereotypes. It reminds me of my great great great great grandpa, Cracker von Patriarch, who also challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness."

I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck (via octagon-surgeon)

I just really like the thought of someone’s grandpa being named Cracker von Patriarch.

(via becoming-wave)

"…challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness."

(via tanacetum-vulgare)